If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
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He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
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You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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