Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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