just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
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I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
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Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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