so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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