we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
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Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
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Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
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