he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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