Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize