Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
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Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
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I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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