I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
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dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
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I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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