they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Randomize
