the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
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Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
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Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
you made out with another girl for some wings
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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