i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
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He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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