He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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