how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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