i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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