At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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