what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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