I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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