I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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