Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
You coming home soon, man?
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you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
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Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
that is very illegal...i love you.
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