Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
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Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
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I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Im part way to drunk.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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