An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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