I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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