I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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