I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
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I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
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Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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