i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
