Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
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she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
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Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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