At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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