i don't plan on having that self control this summer
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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