I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
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I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
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As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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