That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I think I am morally bankrupt
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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