Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
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Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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