you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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