why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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