Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
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The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
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Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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