My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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