He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
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you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
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The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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