I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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