Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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