Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
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He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
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I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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