the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
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Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
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I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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