Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
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when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
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I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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