Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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