fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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