you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I need to stop coming to work sober
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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