If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
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Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
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It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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