how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
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There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
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She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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