how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
where am i from again
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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