I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
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Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
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Your topless pictures make me question reality
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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