She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
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I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
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Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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