that's an acceptable place to lick
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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