How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
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YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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