I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
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there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
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The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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